tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1827052018066362032012-02-17T02:36:47.119ZOh honey, NO.Tights Are Not Pantsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-182705201806636203.post-4931074114940269082008-10-29T19:21:00.003Z2008-10-29T19:26:11.552ZOh honey, WTF?Oh. Sweet. Jesus. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQi4NnSiIeI/AAAAAAAAAAs/V9Niu5sFPrk/s1600-h/jordan+291008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQi4NnSiIeI/AAAAAAAAAAs/V9Niu5sFPrk/s400/jordan+291008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262658708606951906" border="0" /></a><br /><br />She is taking the whole Katie Price/ Jordan split-personality thing WAY too far.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/182705201806636203-493107411494026908?l=ohhoneyno.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tights Are Not Pantsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-182705201806636203.post-26904306605098471372008-10-23T22:56:00.008+01:002008-10-24T00:04:02.623+01:00Oh honey, vote NO.It's appropriate that I've chosen Heidi Montag as the inaugral post on this website. From the <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/04/no_this_is_not_a.html">quarter-inch inseams </a>of her jailbait Heidiwood fashion line to her everyday hooker-tastic outfits, nobody brings the No's quite like Heidi does.<br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />This morning, like so many other women, Heidi had a sartorial crisis. She couldn't decide whether to dress up as Hooker Barbie, Tranny Barbie or Business Barbie. So she went for all three:<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQEBDEGkN6I/AAAAAAAAAAk/UgkfqvDW3RI/s1600-h/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQEBDEGkN6I/AAAAAAAAAAk/UgkfqvDW3RI/s400/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260486991897966498" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">'No' #1:</span> Woman, do I really need to point out to you that cutoffs <span style="font-style: italic;">so</span> short that inches of pocket are hanging out don't exactly scream 'class'? See <a href="http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070813/britney_spears2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20048865_3,00.html&h=400&w=300&sz=48&hl=en&start=3&sig2=oNI8g6I10VcrTyLtBryZWw&um=1&usg=__HGqypvXCbi-KLmsR6ofm1GVGuY0=&tbnid=6MxwozGrnSE15M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=93&ei=evUASb-HEpDOwQH5vpztCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbritney%2Bcutoffs%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26sa%3DN">meltdown Britney</a> for a visual aid.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">'No' #2:</span> Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Did you seriously wake up this morning, look in your closet and think to yourself "these shoes are PERFECT for a <strike>staged photo op</strike> walk in the park with my <strike>Svengali</strike> loving boyfriend, who <span style="font-style: italic;">always</span> totes a rifle and six pack. I don't know what you're implying."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQD9OT0yoTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/8lVhNF6UbHc/s1600-h/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQD9OT0yoTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/8lVhNF6UbHc/s400/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260482787050430770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />And on to the greatest 'No' of them all,<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">'No' #3:</span> The afore-mentioned Svengali/boyfriend. I refuse to believe that fun, perky, pre-surgery and pre-Spencer Heidi would EVER have posed in, nay, paid a photo agency to take this photo. She needs to tongue whatever meds he has her on, put them in his protein shake, and get the funk out of there.<br /><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQD7tQFcyjI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ekKQQTrcqtk/s1600-h/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f4FYKA1xI_M/SQD7tQFcyjI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ekKQQTrcqtk/s400/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt-palin-mccain-13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260481119599249970" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">As for the photo, I don't know what the funniest thing about it is. Spencer's deep-in-thought face (clearly using the smell-the-fart acting method)? His t-shirt? How she's still holding her bag despite her being relaxed enough to read, and him to crack open a cold one? Or is it Heidi's 'reading'? Seriously, that book may as well be upside down for all she's getting from it.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:78%;" >(imho it's a pretty tactless book for her to be reading, given how millions of regular folk are suffering while these two asshats get $65k per episode of the Hills</span><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102); font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >[Photos from <a href="http://www.justjared.com">justjared.com</a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">]</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/182705201806636203-2690430660509847137?l=ohhoneyno.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tights Are Not Pantsnoreply@blogger.com0